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might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

you guys won’t fucking believe this

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Anonymous asked:

Dear, beautiful writter behind the masterpiece called "Celestious navegation": I just finished chapter 6 and I am in awe, truly mesmerized and shamelessly turned on AND I have a question about this quote: "I’ll stretch you enough to take me one day". I wonder how would that happen considering your Dieter surely knows a long list of ways to pleasure someone. I wonder how it would be the preparation and actual act of @nal s*x with that hedonist of a man 🤔

write-and-buried:

Oh, oh he’s absolutely perfect for it. (cw for drug use under the cut)

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JEREMY ALLEN WHITE as Carmy Berzatto

THE BEAR (SEASON 2)

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hellenhighwater:

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Much worse.

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Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

It’s spreading, evolving–

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a-small-writer-in-a-big-world:

Pairing: John “Soap” Mactavish x f!reader

Warnings: suggestive mdni (18+), jealous!soap, possessive!soap, marking

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ghostisredacted:

so ive been pretty damn curious abt this for a while

did anyone else get absolutely fucked up during 7th grade or is it just me

yes

no it was pretty okay for me

kinda

i dont know/see results

reblog for sample size btw yadda yadda THE USUAL

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Anonymous asked:

Wait would you be interested in doing first conversation alone with Joel? 🥺🥺🥺 The silent tension of knowing you've both been anticipating the right moment to get a word in with and to each other but neither of you wanting to show your hand too early in fear of spooking the other off ugh you'd write this so good

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summary: you and joel have been dancing around your feelings for a while. that changes one hot summer day.

pairing: pre!otbreak joel miller x reader

wc: 1.5k

warnings: pining and more pining, uncertainty and mild anxiety, making out

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Joel’s backyard smells like summer. 

It smells like chlorinated water, the overripe coconut of sunscreen on warm skin, the smokiness of the still cooling grill, fresh air and sunshine. The bland, faintly plastic smell of the umbrella propped open over the table laden with barbecued food emanates down over you and Joel, cocooned at least partially away from the baking sun.

It’s a toxically hot Texas day, the sun beating down from above relentless and scorching. Sarah and a catch of neighborhood children jump through the sprinkler at the edge of the yard, in front of the soccer goal Joel had built for her with spare wood left over from a recent job. 

Tommy, before you can stop him from leaving you alone with Joel, tips himself up out of the lawn chair he’d been lazing in in the sun and makes himself useful by grabbing the hose to start a water fight with the kids. A chorus of screeches go up, echoing back Tommy’s booming laugh.  

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Dreamy

This is not my best work lmfao I have horrendous brain fog today, but I had this dream last night LMFAO. So here we are. Enjoy this debauchery.

All porn no plot because I can’t remember the ins and outs of the dream.

Warnings - 18+, minors DNI, explicit smut

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griffmors:

Cumming home for Christmas

Soap x female!reader

Warnings - smut, 18+ only, friends to lovers, realised feelings, masturbation (female), fingering¿ (technically lmao)

Word count - 4k

Tag list - @mykneeshurt @luminousbeings-crudematter

A/n - Yes I know it’s March. Yes this is from Christmas. Idgaf allow it.

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