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egberts:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you

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thedoctorsbuttercup:

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

Now the groundskeeper.

thedoctorsbuttercup:

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

Now the groundskeeper.

(Source: diegolopezocon, via divergentgryffindor)

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

(Source: logiciskawaii, via divergentgryffindor)

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

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an-archangels-vessle:

songbird-143:

that-darling-little-sammy:

Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine

  • Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
  • Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily
  • Shielding yourself from the sudden rain with your thick feathers
  • Waking up in the morning with bedhead and bedfeathers 

WINGS

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BEING ABLE TO DYE YOUR FEATHERS.

WING KINK

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dreamwurks:

imagine a tumblr magazine with headlines like:

  • "When I began stalking Daniel Radcliffe I knew my Harry Potter obsession had hit rock bottom."
  • "A guide to homestuck which still wont help you understand"
  • "10 reasons comic sans is coming back to fashion"
  • "No updates on sherlock series 4"
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pugchacho:

zachpop:

i still cant get over how aang looks at zuko after he cockblocks the ba sing se moment

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SEE THAT, ZUKO? SHE CAME RUNNING TO ME

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CAME RUNNING TO YOU SINCE YOU STOPPED OUR WAS GONNA BE KISS YOU BALD LITTLE COCKBLOCK

cryign

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

(via pragmatique)

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